Alleluia! Our United Monroe Special Gives Monroe Homeowners 50% Off

MFI-Miami Offering 50% Off For Monroe Homeowners. We're Calling It The United Monroe Special. 

United Monroe Special
This could be the future of Monroe thanks to Emily Convers and United Monroe.
Why am I offering a 50% off special to Monroe homeowners and calling it the United Monroe Special? 

First of all, because I want to and because I want to help the people of Monroe keep their homes. Homeowners in Monroe are underwater and many are at risk of going into foreclosure. 

You can thank Emily Convers and the crazed Mad Max biker gang mentality of United Monroe for inspiring us to do it. Hence, why I named the special after them. 

You can also thank Emily Convers and her cadre of angry drunken supporters like Greg Gilligan for putting your home underwater.

So, next time you see Emily shopping at Shoprite you can thank her for nuking your home's value.

Monroe Homeowners Are In Trouble Thanks To United Monroe

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Emily Convers founded United Monroe after getting restless watching TV all day.
Foreclosures in Monroe are up 40% from 2015 and property values continue to plummet by 50%.

Residential real estate sales have decreased 50% in Monroe since the proposed legal settlement with Kiryas Joel was announced last April. Home values have also dropped an additional 20% since April according to Zillow.

Monroe property values had already plummeted 30% since 2014 when Emily Convers declared her anti-Semitic war on the Satmar. The secret United Monroe deal has made a sluggish Monroe real estate market worse. 

Real estate experts attribute the decline to the political activities and anti-Semitism of United Monroe.

Brokers also attribute declining values to United Monroe's barrage of frivolous lawsuits against the county and elected officials.

These frivolous lawsuits have cost Monroe taxpayers nearly $150,000. Orange County taxpayers can expect that number to reach $1.5 million. 

Realtors say that having Insurance Agent Dan Castricone bashing Hasidic Jews on WTBQ isn't helping restore Monroe home values.

Read more at MFI-Miami.com

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