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Hoping To Get A Coronavirus Stimulus Check? Here are 10 Reasons You May Not Get One I bet you have your eye on that 70-inch flat-screen TV at Walmart, huh? You’re counting down the days for your coronavirus stimulus check to buy it. Well, my friend, get your hopes up and spend that money yet. Why? You may not be getting that $1200 that President Trump promised you. Here are five reasons you may not get one: 1. College Students And Their Parents Who Still Claim You As A Dependent Won’t Receive A Coronvirus Stimulus Check You won’t get a check if someone else claims you as a dependent on their taxes. The bad news is neither will mom and dad if you’re a college student. Nearly 20 million college students who are claimed by their parents as dependents are ineligible to get checks. They won’t get checks and their parents won’t get an extra $500. Read more at MFI-Miami

Your Neighborhood Drug Dealer And Pimp Are Getting Free Money From The Trump Coronavirus Stimulus Package  Your  neighborhood drug dealer and pimp  are happier than a Green Beret with a chokehold on an Arab terrorist. Why? The hastily put together Trump Coronavirus Stimulus Package is giving them up to $3,000. That’s right. You’re not the only one getting free money from Trump. The guy down the street you tell your teenage daughter to stay away from is getting one too. Trust me, he’s going to use it to get her hooked on crack or heroin and profit from pimping her out. I know, I’ve seen it happen down here in South Florida.  Most drug dealers live in  FHA Section 8 housing  or have  low-cost CRA or FHA mortgages . This means they need to file tax returns every year to qualify for benefits. Thus, like most eligible Americans, they qualify for a stimulus check. $3,000 buys a lot of crack, meth, and opiates on the wholesale market especially h...